pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize