I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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