well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He shit in the fireplace
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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