Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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