i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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