I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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