nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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