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Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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