do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Four minutes until I can fart!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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