im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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