Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
