Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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