Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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