I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm passing your future prison.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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