O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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