someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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