i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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