I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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