Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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