Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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