I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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