i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
