The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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