I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
