Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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