Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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