I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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