Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Randomize
