Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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