whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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