Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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