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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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