Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I AM VODKA MAN
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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