Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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