His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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