just come out here and I will go home with you...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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