So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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