The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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