check it out our google latitudes are spooning
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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