That's intense
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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