no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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