is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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