We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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