Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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