we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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