Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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