Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
and you fell through a lawn chair
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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