David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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