He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i out mim tonsoeep
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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