like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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