so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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