This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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