quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Someone came in the potted fern
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm determined to sit on that face.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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