Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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