I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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