Plan B is the new Plan A
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
